We wish you all a very safe and happy Saint Patrick's Day! We thought we'd share a few St.Patrick's Day jokes with you!
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s DUBLIN over with laughter.
Q: Why was the Irish River so rich?
A: Because it had two banks.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green.
Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A. When it's a French fry!
Q: Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn't PRESS your luck!
Q: Why did St. Patrick DRIVE all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: It was too far for them to crawl.
Q. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A. Real rocks are too heavy!
Q. What kind of bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow.
Q: How can you tell if someone is jealous of the Irish?
A: They’re green with envy.